Today I thought I would spend some time telling you all a little bit about me. As you all know my name is Roy, full name is Roy Carson. I'm 6'3" and 19 years old, birthday is October 13th 1992. I live in East Lansing, Michigan and am going to Michigan State University to be a doctor. I don't have a specific type in mind, and it's also my first year here. My house is located just outside of campus. I also live with my best bud Nick. The reason I don't live on campus is having weapons on campus is frowned upon (more on that later).
My family...... Nick is pretty much the only family I have left. I'm not going to go into detail about it at least not during this post. Lets just say that from ages six to fifteen my life spiraled out of control. My moms dead and my dad is in jail. My two brothers kinda just vanished, pretty much as good as dead. Lets leave it at that, the subject depresses me.
OK off that subject and on to the next. My hobbies include weapon collecting, not things like guns. Weapons like swords, daggers, knives, staves, and other things that can bring pain. My love of weapons is sometimes looked at as unhealthy by Nick and my girlfriend Izzy. I have an intermediate skill level with most of my weapons. My fascination with weapons is linked to my childhood, again maybe I'll tell you about my childhood in a later post. I'm also not to shabby in hand to hand combat. I mean I'm no master but I'm pretty good in a fight. I don't know any specific style of fighting I just have good reflexes and can throw a mean right hook. My sport is track, I run the one hundred meter dash. My average is 11 seconds, my personal best is 10.87 seconds. So I guess I'm kinda fast.
I also love anything horror. Movies, games, haunted houses, I just love anything scary because I love the chills it sends down your spine. So yeah, all and all you might think I'm a bit of a freak. Well I don't give a crap what my non existent readers think about me as a person.
Enough about me though, lets start with Nick. Nick is 22, 6'7" and is my best friend, he's going to MSU to be an engineer. Him and his family took me in after the events of my childhood. He is also a weapons collector, but he doesn't collect the type of weapons I do. He collects guns, anything from .44 magnums to even an old sawed off double barrel. He has insane accuracy too. He could hit an ant from five miles away with a magnum(exaggeration). He is also better than me at hand to hand and it infuriates me. Like me he has no specific style, but whenever we spar he beats the living daylights out of me.
OK next is Izzy. Izzy is 21, almost 6 feet and has been my girlfriend for 1 year and 5 months. Izzy is short for Isabella, Nick calls her Bella cause she pretty much hates Twilight(one of the reasons I love her so much). We met under interesting circumstances. Me and Nick were sparring in the front yard and he threw me straight in to her, knocking her sub on to the ground. She wasn't to happy and here's how the scene played out:
She looked furious as she stomped over to us.
" What is wrong with you two! I'm just eating my sub minding my own business when wham! You hit me, knock my sub on to the ground, and then you don't even help me up. Now here's what your gonna do. You-" she pointed at me "- ran into me so you are going to buy me a new lunch or heads are gonna roll!" She yelled at us both furiously.
Me and Nick just looked at each other with matching amused expressions. I looked at her and responded.
" Look lady-" (Isabella!) "- OK Isabella look, it was an accident and I'm sorry about your sub. But while yes I don't mind buying you a new sub, me and my friend here aren't scared of yo-mph!" My statement was ended quite abruptly when she punched me in the stomach. She didn't look it but she was pretty strong. I didn't have a chance to retaliate because she followed up with a roundhouse kick to the side of my head taking me to the ground. Nick seemed shocked and just stood there as she walked over and punched him in the face breaking his nose. She looked back at me told me to follow and we went out to lunch.
Ah romantic right? Turned out she had a red belt in tae kwon doe and loved horror just as much as me. We hit it off.
Izzy and Nick are my family. I love them both(I wouldn't admit this to either of them) and couldn't stand it if anything happened to them.
OK guys that's it for today. I'm tired and its late. Happy Thanksgiving readers who don't exist.
Also if there is anything you guys(the ones that aren't there)want me to rant about leave it in the comments!
Ahhhhhhhh I remember our first meeting. I remember thinking as I looked at you after I kicked you to the ground "wow he's pretty cute." Also found a new great horror game you should find awesomely terrifying. Its a free PC Indie game called "Slender". You'll absolutely love it! Make sure to check it out!
ReplyDeleteYeah it was romantic and really disorienting cause love at first sight and the kick to the head. I'll make sure to check out that game too.
DeleteThat day sucked, enough said.
ReplyDeleteOn the contrary, I thought it was a pretty good day.
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